Independent contractor

Yesterday I did my first funeral by myself... Quite proud of myself only one comment that wasn't good.

Guess what it was??? Can't???

"Oh. He is cold." To which I thought 'Of course he is I only took him out of the coldroom 2 hours ago where he has been for the last week.'

But I only thought about saying that. So I made some random comment about the weather and me being cold too and we laughed. *vomit*

Apart from that it went like a breeze. I am on call this week too which has been OK so far, only called once and I was awake at the time anyway.

It seems no one on the north side of Brisbane has died this month...Is good cause it is quiet at work and not run of our arses but is also bad because there is too much time to think of insults to trade with each other and mine are becoming particularly cruel.

Oh, I officially I couldn't give a rats arse about soccer... That is my unofficial opinion too.

Watching TV before going to work on Friday people swarming the streets cheering about some guys winning a game. I won a game of Backgammon last week... Where are the people on the street then???

Phuck Em and Phuck Sport.